Facts Have a Liberal BIas

Facts have a liberal bias,

So don't bring them here around me.

Fox is fair and unbiased,

Only truth you can find on TV,

Facts have a liberal bias,

Fox news is about liberty.

Just like my girl in Saigon,

Rupert is kind and true.

My 80 IQ makes it plain to me,

But Obama knows not what to do.

My 80 IQ makes it plain to me,

But those Libs are too blind to see.

George Soros' lies have closed all their eyes,

Next election say your good byes.

Hot girls have their place

with soft boobs in lace,

Truth right there in my face,
There on my Rupert TV.

I know it 's true cuz Rupert says so,

And he'd never lie to me.

But facts have a liberal bias,
So don't bring them here around me.