Monday, December 21, 2009

The Burdens We Bare (Glenn Beck)

Against my better judgment I am going to tell you what it is about Glenn Beck that pisses off libs.

Glenn beck is remarkably transparent. The aggravating thing is realizing that we have to share this country with so many people who can not see through his BS. Or simply choose not to see through him because they consider him a team mate.

It is not that he lies. Most media don't out right lie. They take a kernel of truth and apply gross generalities then obfuscation.

If I stub my toe on the the coffee table I am clumsy and by extension all libs are clumsy.

Obfuscation is distraction like a shell game. I point out bankruptcies from health care you say Van Jones.

If you took part in a peace protest in your teens you are a radical communist for life. The concept of changing your position due to additional knowledge and experience is foreign to people who once they pick a side fight till the death to justify that position regardless of changing times or new facts.

The bias is not in the facts. the bias is in which facts you choose, how you present them, the modifiers you use and how much weight you attribute to them.

Kermit is green.
Kermit the frog is green.
Kermit is a socialist, reptilian sock puppet capable of hiding in the bushes beside your front door due to his choice of colors. The very color of the sock he chose reveals his terrorist intent.

All frogs are terrorists and hate America.

All sock puppets and reptilians are evil socialists. They endanger your freedom.
The liberal media is trying to sweep this story under the rug. Why are they trying to hide this?

What they really want is control. They want to tell you who you can marry and they are coming for your guns.

They want to outlaw Christianity.

America rise up and rid our beloved country of sock puppets and reptiles. Chop down all the bushes and trees so they can't sneak up on you.

Friday, December 11, 2009

The Lessons of 9/11

"What would Obama have done if 9/11 had happened on his watch? Probably NOTHING!"

Right. Nothing except give a few speeches.
Would have saved us three trillion dollars. Thousand of lives. 4 1/2 million women and children refugees from Iraq having to sell themselves in Syria to feed the kids.

The CIA and FBI and the entire rest of the world would have found bin Laden and company and they would be rotting in dungeons some where and no one would know their names. Radical Islam would be shunned by everyone in every country as criminals.

If bin Laden was actually calling the shots they would have postponed it until a Republican got in office because they already tried to sucker Clinton into making them famous but he did not fall for it.

Thx to Bush he is world famous, gets funding and recruits from all over the world, had half the world thinking we are school yard bullies. Our military and economy is stretched to the breaking point.

So who won the War on Terror?

And the moral of the story is? We have been stabbing our "friends" in the back for many years, so it can't be that. It must be the money. Maybe it is "Don't piss off billionaires."

A friend has a brilliant employee he calls the "Persian Centerfold". I am not sure how she feels about that but her advice was get out of the oily sands. If you stop buying their oil they will go back to the lives they lived for centuries.

So does this mean that if Reagan had stayed with Carter's energy plan instead of pandering to Big Oil... It is all Reagan's fault! ;p