Iggles Lament - To the tune of Sixteen Tons
Some people say a fan is made outta mud
A Philly fan's made outta cheese steak and Bud
Cheese steak and Bud and bottles and boos
A mind that's a-weak and a arm that's strong
You need sixteen yards to make a first down.
But Jay's in your face and you can't get around.
One side is iron and the other is steel,
If D Ware don't get you then Spencer will.
He was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
He picked up some snow and he walked to the line
He threw sixteen balls with something inside
And Santa Claus said "I'm gonna tan your hide"
They need sixteen yards to to keep up this drive,
Gotta get to Romo, better bring the whole hive.
But watch for the little guy, don't give him room.
One brings the Zoom and the other the Boom.